She even warned me.

old lady: "this is a silly question"

me: "okay"

OL: "Does the hospital have a hamper i can put my dirty clothes in?"

me: "you want to put your clothes in our hampers?"

OL: "yes is there any that i can put my clothes in?"

me: "well, i don't think we can, but you can buy one at a store"

OL: "where can I buy one?"

me: "umm, maybe Walgreens or Target?"

OL: "oh I went to Walgreens"

me: "There's Bed, Bath, and Beyond...?"

OL: "That's the best idea yet."